Holidays Are Upon Us

The holidays are upon us so beware of the food bitches!  Kind hosts spend hours preparing a feast for their guests and there will always be that one person who will complain about the free meal that they are eating.  The turkey may be too dry, the potatoes have lumps, the gravy is too runny….you know the scenario.  Don’t be a food bitch! 

Suck up the gravy with a straw, eat your potatoes with a fork, think of the dry turkey as beef jerky and don’t complain.  Your host has gone out of their way to please you.  So when that one, or more, people comment about a food not being prepared to their liking, just take a stand and call them a FOOD BITCH!  Your host will love you for it.